Nothin’ But Net

By Richard Cadena

 

“So you see! There's no end
To the things you might know,
Depending how far beyond Zebra you go!” – Dr. Seuss from “On Beyond Zebra,” Random House 1955

 

I’m sitting in a hotel in London preparing for PLASA, one of the biggest trade shows of our industry. As I look out the window I can see Buckingham Palace, Harrods, and countless red brick apartments with gable roofs. I’m going through my e-mail, the ones that don’t say “Wicked screensaver,” “Details,” “Thank you!” or “Your application” in the subject line, and I’m picking up on a common thread. Among the many product announcements and invitations to PLASA, I see a number of references to ACN, Ethernet, and networking.

 

I’ve been writing computer code since 1974 when I took a FORTRAN programming class in high school. I’ve since learned to program in assembly code, dBase, and Foxbase, and I’ve dabbled in several other programming languages. In 1982 someone asked me to set up their brand new IBM 286 desktop computer, and I installed the DOS operating system along with a few other programs that were available at the time. Now I have five computers at home, three desktops and two laptops, three of which are running Windows XP and two of which are Macs. In short, I’ve been very involved with computers my entire adult life.

 

But up until fairly recently, I have successfully avoided having any real working knowledge of networking.

 

My first encounter with a networked computer was in college, when we had a dumb terminal in the engineering building that was networked with the mainframe in the basement somewhere in the admin building. Calling it a “dumb” terminal is not a judgment. Rather, it is a type of system with no intelligence; it was simply a keyboard and monitor. It could send instructions to the mainframe computer and receive and display information relayed back to it. The user simply had to request attention from the mainframe and in due time it would respond and reply.

 

The next network system I encountered wasn’t until several years later when I went to work for High End Systems. We had hired a computer consultant, a friend of someone in the company, who had knowledge of something called “Ethernet.”

 

Up until that time, we used one computer. It was a Radio Shack TRS-80 with a 13” floppy drive. That’s not a typo; the floppy disks were bigger than a 33 1/3 LP. For those of you who were born since the advent of the CD, an LP is a big, flat vinyl disk, usually black, that had grooves carved into it which could reproduce the music of old-time musicians like the Rolling Stones and Aerosmith. Well, some things are still the same, but trust me, back then needles were used for more than just tattoos.

 

We used to write up our sales orders by hand with pencil and paper, and at the end of the day we would hand them over to our fearless leader, who would then input them into the computer and store them on the 13” floppy disk.

 

One day, our fearless leader became tired of hunting and pecking the orders into the computer and decided that we should all have our own computer. So we bought several PC chassis, motherboards, hard drives, keyboards and monitors (amber monochrome, of course), and in one of the most amusing periods in the history of the company, several of the sales staff assembled their own computer. Some of them even learned how to use a screwdriver that day – lefty loosey, righty tighty. Then our computer genius showed up with a ladder and several spools of cable and interconnected all of our computers together. They were all linked to what he called a file server.

 

Once the system was all set up, we happily went about our business typing in orders as they came in. I was ignorantly bliss about the interconnection of the computers. All I knew was that our hired gun had recently attended a course to become a certified Novell network administrator and it was there that he learned about Ethernet. That’s more than I needed to know to get my work done.

 

For several years I was content to know that our local area network was a microcosm of the larger Internet, which eventually phased out all the bulletin boards that we used to access through a dial-up connection.

 

Through the years, I have come to the gradual realization that I would one day have to shed my cocoon of ignorance that was wrapped around me like a blanket. I gave in when I wanted to share my cable modem with all the computers in my house. So I went to CompUSA and bought a wireless hub and I set out to set up my own LAN.

 

What I learned right off was that there is a lot to learn. The physical layer is easy enough, though there are many different configurations for different applications. But the software layer is something else altogether. Not only is there a lot to learn about configuration, security, and sharing resources, but it seems that if you speak to five different people you will get five different answers. I spoke to tech support several times before I finally reached one who seemed to know more than the others. He helped me resolved the problem, but not before reaching record levels of frustration and angst.

 

Walking the floor at PLASA, not only did I see a number of new products related to networking, but it’s easy to find people, like me, who are interested in talking and sharing information about networking. I had a twenty minute discussion with Gary Douglas and Graham Likeness of Pathway Connectivity, who showed me a mil-spec wireless switch with a five-mile range made by Interactive Technologies. They told me about a 16-node switch sold by CompUSA for under $300, much less than a similar DMX distributor might cost. They also told me about a customer who called with a problem with a commercial grade switch they had purchased. After downloading and perusing the 450 page manual, they turned to tech support and found that the switch was interpreting the lighting control signal as a “broadcast storm” or a “denial of service attack.” I walked away from that conversation with the stark realization that we, the lighting community, are about to come face-to-face with the complex language of the information technologist.

 

If you’re like me and have avoided learning about networking up until now, then your days are numbered. We’re surrounded by armed and dangerous networking technology and they have endless reinforcements on the way. We have no choice but to hang out the white flag and surrender to the technology. We are in the infant stages of the launch of ACN, which uses TCP/IP and Ethernet as the basis of its configuration. It looks as if multi-user programming will become more and more common as systems grow in size and complexity, meaning more systems will be networked. And as digital lighting and the integration of media servers into the lighting system takes root, the need for networking and knowledgeable network administrators will continue to grow. Even if you aren’t involved in networking at work, chances are you will eventually set up a network at home when your kids want to get on the internet.

 

Don’t suffer the slings and arrows of hostile technology. Take the time to learn about networking before you find yourself a stranger in a strange land.

 

Get on the network and e-mail the author at rcadena<at>swamicandela.com.

 

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